Danny briefly floating to reach something higher up, only to turn around once he’s back on the ground to find that in his half asleep state he’d forgotten that he’s still in human form, at school, and now his classmates are all staring at him. Hushed whispers off “what the fuck” and “how the fuck” can be heard throughout the room and without thinking Danny quickly responds “double jump”
“how come you get access to life’s cheat code-”
“cause im an alpha gamer next que-”
*(sam kicks him in the chest and he flies backwards through a wall)*
*(utter silence)*
danny, reemerging from the wall “uhhh that was noclip”
[Image Description: Oobah Butler tweets, “Tried my new mask argument with a taxi driver. Wasn’t wearing one and was angry about mine. ‘I like the anonymity,’ I said. 'We’re the most surveilled country on earth. They’re listening to us through our phones to sell us shit. I don’t wanna be watched.’ Put his mask on. Outcrazied. End image description.]
